Brewing connections, one cup at a time.
Title: “Espresso Cross-Examination”
(A comic strip about the midweek slump and coffee’s role as the ultimate legal argument.)
Panel 1: The Midweek Meltdown
A tired professional (you, perhaps?) sits at a desk, staring blankly at a mountain of legal documents. A coffee mug with a tiny, mischievous face sits nearby.
You (thinking): “Wednesday… the legal equivalent of a hung jury.”
Panel 2: The Caffeine Summoning
You dramatically lift the coffee mug like it’s presenting key evidence in court.
You (declaring): “Your honor, I present Exhibit A: This double-shot espresso. It holds the key to my survival!”
Panel 3: The Coffee’s Cross-Examination
The coffee mug suddenly speaks, arms crossed, looking unimpressed.
Coffee Mug: “Objection! You also had THREE cups this morning. And yet, here you are… still exhausted.”
Panel 4: The Rebuttal
You, now with the energy of a seasoned litigator, slam the desk.
You: “Sustained! But caffeine law clearly states: The only appropriate defense against midweek burnout is MORE COFFEE!”
Panel 5: The Final Verdict
You take a glorious sip, and the world regains color. The coffee mug sighs in defeat.
Coffee Mug: “Fine. But don’t blame me when you’re vibrating through Thursday.”
You: “That’s Thursday Me’s problem.”